Crimes Against Humanity
Petty Ones, That Is
Leaving time on the microwave timer.
Honking at people attempting to back their cars out as you speed at 30 mph through the parking lot.
Unironically saying, “Sounds like a personal problem to me”, whenever you’re being a dick to someone.
Microwaving seafood at work.
Feel free to add your own in the comments!
Not taking your shopping cart to the collection corral
Anyone who says "sounds like a case of the Mondays" unironically and not quoting Office Space.